Crusade: 2001

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Updated 10 Feb 2002. Copyright 2002, The Commissioner. IISL is a registered trademark of the Illinois-Iowa Social League. All rights reserved, except the ones we didn't want. You can have those. Upon further review, the quarterback was attempting to tuck the ball back when it came out, and therefore by rule is an incomplete pass. Any retransmission or rebroadcast without the express written consent of the National Football League is highly encouraged...because they won't care. This isn't their league, anyway. Screw you, Tags. Patent applied for. Any violation of these rules constitutes a violation of United States Copyright Law and will result in up to five years in prison, a $100,000 fine, and a 15 yard penalty from the previous spot. Unless you play in the NFL, in which case the ball is placed at the spot of the foul, with an automatic first down. Despite the spread, I'm going to have to go with the underdog and the points. Interference in construction of The House that Tim Built (if it ever starts) constitutes a violation of United States Don't Piss Off Timby Law. Said violation will result in the perpetrator finding out exactly what "Forever" means. Think water dripping. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FRIGGIN' PATENT WAS DENIED? I'm sorry, sir, but you cannot challenge the ruling on the play. The whistle was blown before the ball was fumbled. All signings must be reported to the league office for approval. If you don't...well, we can't do anything except fine you and suspend you, so we'll just say please really nicely. Any resemblance to any persons, living or dead, is intended. Especially if they're dead. But if they're dead, we had nothing to do with it. Honest, I swear. Tickets for upcoming events can be purchased through team box offices, or through the League office. All IISL sanctioned events must be conducted under the rules of the IISL as set forth. Don't mess with Texas. Any modification will result in a one year suspension and $250,000 fine. Unless you're someone from the Collegiate Conference, then we just take you out back and nail you to the wall. Yeah, that means YOU.


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